A load of balls.

Finally got the knack of this Pro-Evolution Soccer thingy and I'm now at least able to pose some kind of challenge towards such mighty teams as Iran and er... South Korea (and that's only if I'm playing as Italy, France or Brazil). Allowing for my footballing handicap has made things slightly more interesting as I'm no longer getting a constant ass whupping. That kind of kinky shit is now reserved until after the game.